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16/02/2022
Edited
Mark Burkhart
The wrath of Caw'n?
someone took some liberties while the captain was off ship
(très réjouissant!)
Transcript:
Imminent ruler of the galaxy’s log: star date - GRAAAAAH!!!
This is your last warning Turk! I am about to blast this hatch wide open! I am setting my phaser to “blast this hatch wide open”!
Let us see: “bug with John Adams music”, “bless the beast and the children” ...oh how I loathe technology.
Force won’t be necessary sir: computer: open the engineering bay.
You see sir, cool heads prevail. Perhaps now you’ve learned a valuable lesson.
They are all gone! I will have their heads…and eat them too!
Perhaps not.
Caw’n calling Caw’n Too: they have escaped: I am preparing to give chase in Captain Turk’s ship; you are to follow in our ship. Do you understand? Hello? Caw’n Too, are you there?
Caw’n Too has stepped away from his desk. This is his personal secretary Caw’nie; may I take a message?
You are my personal secretary, not Caw’n Too’s! What has that runt been telling you?