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06/02/2022
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The reveal!
Bien vu le coup de la lueur !
Second that EW!
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date - two divided by love - I once had a fantasy about seven hula dancers fanning me on top of a mountain of gold while I drank tranya. Now that the part about the seven dancers has come true, it’s occurred to me that two or three would have sufficed…
So Captain Turk, are you satisfied with your hula girls?
They’re okay. I prefer turkeys but I don’t mind chicken if it’s not a holiday.
Good, I am glad you like them. Now I will take them back! Girls!
Why you gots to go baby?
And now for the final repossession: one offspring.
Ha! He can have them all. We don’t need any springs around here. Especially ones that are off.
He’s talking about you Wheatley.
Me? What do I have to do with it? I wasn’t even there.
You were in spirit my son. You were a gleam in your father’s eye.
Ew!