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Pen_alias    30 January, 2022
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Boldly Blame

I was going to have Caw'n yell "shut up" at the end, but somehow it didn't feel very Ricardo Montalbán-y.


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05/02/2022 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
i mean an autograph can go for a hefty penny. it's a future investment

30/01/2022 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
Turk just doesn't get the concept does he?

30/01/2022 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
J'ai toujours pensé que les terres fantastiques magiques étaient assises sur des petits pois.

30/01/2022 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript 2: You have no Aunt Bernice; I checked! Well sometimes she goes by Bebe. You have no aunt at all, so tell me another! Well, you see, I got this letter in the mail saying “you have won an all expense paid trip to… I do not actually want you to tell me another! I want your head on a stake, where I can tie you up next to it and make you watch it day and night! That’s a bit involved. How about I autograph a headshot for you? Silence!

30/01/2022 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript 1: Captain’s log: star date - a halfwit is better than none - Mr. Caw’n seems a touch irate. He probably hasn’t had his morning coffee. Coffee calms and soothes… I will mince words with you no more Captain Turk! By misrepresenting yourself you have defrauded the institution of Fantasy Inland. I need capital to run my business! Did you think magical fantasy lands run on polka dots and moonbeams? Honestly Caw’n, it wasn’t me; it was my Aunt Bernice. You remember: I told you about her. She was supposed to foot the bill for the whole thing - last time I trust that old dame.