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Boldly Disavow

Pen_alias    17 December, 2021
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Boldly Disavow

Had to appease the masses (when you can count your readers on one hand, one person counts as masses). I actually already had this planned for yesterday even before you-know-who-you-are even mentioned anything believe it or not, but I didn't have electricity in my place until last night.


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22/12/2021 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
We cannot be certain of who could be responsible. the case might be dropped

18/12/2021 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
(ce couvre-chef m'impressionne) - - - - (à bourrer de graines de foin séniles, certainement)

17/12/2021 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
The masses will rest easy tonight. Last night was a rough one though, what with the power out and all.

17/12/2021 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Captain’s log: star date, three french hen, two turtle doves and an electric razor - it’s a cold December night here in the void of space with only a slight chance of snow… Hey Chief, you know those whatzit in the boxes we shot out of the airlock? Well it seems they made their way back to earth and maimed a few people and caused billions of dollars in property damage. I don’t recall any of that Scratchy. Sure ya do Cap: they started multiplying at an alarming rate so you gave the order to chuck ‘em, and then Spork started saying something about it not being prim and direct or something like that and… You don’t seem to understand Scratchy: there’s no official record of any such incident; there’s no evidence to link it to anyone here and I certainly don’t remember anything like that happening. Oooooh, I understand now Captain… It’s about time. My grandmother’s going senile too. I’ll give you senile you corn shucking hayseed!