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06/12/2021
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NeoChomik
Who would have thought.
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But they're soooooo cute!
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date, twenty-three days ‘til Christmas - we have returned to space after a quick stopover on Earth for yams and mashed potatoes (among other delicacies)...
Uhenra, where did you get that atrocity?
From a man in a white suit and a red beard...or was it a red suit and a white beard?
At any rate, he said that no one wanted the poor fellow and I couldn’t help but feel sorry for it. Isn’t he a cute little guy?
Uhenra, you know what happens when you take in strays!
This is different Captain Turk; it’s just a harmless toy. What could it possibly do to hurt anyone?
Uh oh…
Oh good one Uhenra!
Scratchy, prepare the airlock!
Aye Captain!
No, I’m the captain! Now get to work!