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Boldly Baste

Pen_alias    19 November, 2021
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Boldly Baste

Okay, so, you probably saw that coming.


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20/11/2021 Edited   NeoChomik NeoChomik
When the call of nature rises, all logic be damned

19/11/2021 Edited   El_Ceviche El_Ceviche
yup

19/11/2021 Edited   MadameCercle MadameCercle
L'appel de l'assiette.

19/11/2021 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Captain’s Log: star date, one if by land, two if by sea - I can no longer fight the irresistible call of nature… Temperature is rising… pulse is racing… primal instincts are taking over… time grows short… must return to home planet immediately! Oh Tom, not this again! Every year! Yes Barns, every year! For time untold my people have succumbed to their baser instincts once annually and returned home to perform this ritual. Captain Turk, this is illogical. Logic Spork? What has logic to do with the call of nature? No one knows how or when it began; we know only that it must be answered or we will be driven mad! I...I gots to have me some roast turkey with mashed potatoes and yams!