Boldly Ditch

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MadameCercle

N'importe où n'est pas un bon endroit.

30/10/2021 Edited

El_Ceviche

A little anticlimactic, but you got it done. Just don't forget where you left these two.

30/10/2021 Edited

NeoChomik

but there's so much space to frollic

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Pen_alias

Transcript 2: I should have left earth centuries ago: the sun goes up; I return to my coffin, the sun goes down; I stalk the night. What a racket! Out here there’s nothing but twenty-four hours a day of uninterrupted darkness. Hours: what hours? You can’t even narrow down what date this is for five minutes at a stretch. I don’t want to return to earth! You can just drop us off anywhere. Anywhere? Later… Anywhere! You had to say they could drop us off anywhere! What are you complaining about Larry? We’ll never have to worry about the sun again. I can stay awake forever and you’ll never have to turn back into that whinny, beefy guy. But why did you let them leave us here? What’s wrong with here? It’s a smidgen off the beaten path.

30/10/2021 Edited

Pen_alias

Transcript 1: Captain’s log: star date, Klaatu barada n-huh-huh! - it has come to my attention that we have been harboring a being whose very existence threatens the future of life as we know it. It must be thwarted at all costs. Now begins the ultimate showdown between good and evil… Dracula, this ship cannot take you to London. In fact, we cannot allow you to return to earth at all! So who wants to return to earth? But, I thought you said you were on your way to… Yeah, yeah, Carfax Abbey, but that was before I realized what a great thing this whole outer space place is.