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31/10/2021
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MadameCercle
MadameCercle
En effet, gare aux œuvres de fiction.
tell him it's a tik-tok challenge
I can't wait to see how this works out. You have two days. I have spoken.
Illogical but brilliant!
Transcript 2:
I’m afraid the sun isn’t due to rise in these parts anytime in the next kagillion years.
Stake through the heart it is.
Hey Dracula, how about a nap?
Are you kidding? I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the sun doesn’t rise around here. I’m gonna (going to) rock ‘n roll all night and party every day!
Couldn’t we just stake him while he’s awake? It worked in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer?!
Captain Turk, that’s a work of fiction. Don’t be so illogical.
Transcript 1 :
Captain’s log: star date, plan nine from outer space - Science Officer Spork seems obsessed with the notion that Dracula is some sort of bloodsucking fiend. Not very science-y of him if you ask me…
Uhenra, would you please tell Mr. Spork that Dracula isn’t slowly turning you into a vampiress.
Yeeeeeeh!!
Okay, maybe you have something there. How do you go about getting rid of a vampire?
In times of old there was only one way to kill a vampire: hammering a stake through its heart as it slept.
But after the Hays Office decided that was way too gross, another method was discovered: keep him from returning to his coffin long enough to allow the sun to come up and turn him into dust.