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28/10/2021
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MadameCercle
Voyons voyons : "un homme calme, ordinaire, amical" = "un poulet" ! ... Je le savais !
ONE OF US, ONE OF US!
Could be worse.
Transcript:
Chief Medical Engineer’s log: star date...how should I know? I’m a doctor, not a horologist!
Now, Mr. Talbot, you can’t keep trying to eat crew members. If you kill us all, there will be no one left to run the ship.
I can’t help it! Ever since I was bitten by a wolf, I become a wolf when the moon is full.
The earth’s moon isn’t even in this galaxy!
You can take the wolf away from the moon, but you can’t take the moon out of the wolf.
Let’s try this: watch the shiny coin: you are now under my power. You are not a wolf. When I snap my fingers you will be a calm, ordinary, friendly man…
Snap!
There - how do you feel now?
Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk!
Confound it! This is why I stick to the medical field! Every time I try to plant a posthypnotic suggestion, no matter what it is, the guy always ends up thinking he’s a chicken!