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27/10/2021
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El_Ceviche
Hey wait a sec....I know this story!
- - -Ou dans son cercueil. S'il est capitonné.
Quand on ne sait pas se diriger dans l'univers, mieux vaut rester dans sa cave.
They are not in Kansas anymore, that's for sure.
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date, Thirteen Thirteen Mockingbird Lane - a large vessel in what appears to be the shape of a haunted house has approached the ship, possibly with the intent of trick-or-treating for UNICEF…
A communication is coming in from the ship Captain Turk.
Put it up Uhenra.
Good evening: I am...Dracula.
Hi
I’m afraid I have lost my way and I was hoping you and your crew could point me in the right direction.
You see, I have recently procured the lot on Carfax Abbey and I was on my way to London to take possession.
London? Why that’s about eighteen hundred lightyears from here.
I knew I’d gotten off the main road. I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.