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05/06/2021
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NeoChomik
We know he's not in the sky, that would muddle it up
Earth ? - - - - - - - (drôle de nom).
SNORT! STOP it! I can't catch my breath...
Wait till I stop laughing...
Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date, one, two, buckle my shoe - Scratchy’s calculations have brought us to the planet that is likely to be Spork’s resting place…
Why - it’s beautiful...strange - yet - oddly familiar. It will be my privilege to name it. From now on, the third planet from the sun shall be known as - Earth!
That is Earth Tom.
Way to jump on the bandwagon Barns. I’ll do as much for you the next time you name a planet.
I mean it’s the same Earth: the Earth we left from; the Earth we were born on.
Well, it’s impossible to tell for sure; all Earths look more or less the same.
Scratchy, have you pinpointed Spork’s exact location?
Well, yeah chief - he’s somewhere down there.
Do you mean to tell me he could be anywhere on that planet?
Well, no - he’s definitely either on the land or in the sea.
Well at least that rules out subterranean caves.
Well, yeah - I guess he could be there too.