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30/10/2026
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Pen_alias
Pen_alias
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Kids, there are a lot of horror movies out there featuring killers with chainsaws.
The truth is chainsaws are generally intended for landscaping and forestry and are far too unwieldy to make efficient weapons.
The majority of military and law enforcement groups do not even bother distributing them as part of their standard arsenal.
I guess the point I’m trying to get across, kids, is don’t believe everything you see in films.
Except vampire movies; they’re spot on.
And werewolf movies.
Oh yes, those too.
Not werewolf movies: bunch of hokum.
What?