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06/10/2026
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Pen_alias
Pen_alias
Transcript:
You guys have got to let me eat you. You’re hurting my reputation. I used to be known as the terror of London. Now I’m just the hairy guy who can’t catch chickens.
Look, wolfie, we’d like to help you out, but it’s a well known fact that when you’re eaten you generally don’t survive the experience.
Unless you’re a parasite.
And I’m no parasite…at least I don’t think I am.
You chickens are such hypocrites! You eat worms, grubs and bugs; how do you think they feel about it?
That’s different.
Yeah, they enjoy being eaten.
You can tell by the sweet, sweet aftertaste.