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09/07/2026
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I hear seagulls like sitting on garbage. Do you like sitting on garbage?
I wouldn’t know; I’ve never sat on garbage.
Neither have I, but I like to think I’d enjoy it. I hate the thought of seagulls being about to appreciate nuances that I can’t.
Would you like to go find a pile of garbage and sit on it?
No, that would be pretentious. Better to let it happen naturally - organically.
Biodegradable-ly