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08/05/2026
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MadameCercle
MadameCercle
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Transcript:
Nice day, isn’t it?
Hello…
Are you mad at me for some reason?
Good evening gentlehen.
Oh, thank goodness my lawyer is here. This chick has been badgering me relentlessly.
Has she been advised of her rights?
What rights?
What rights!? Oh, this does not bode well for you my friend. We might have to get rid of habeas corpus.
Look, all I’ve been doing is trying to make small talk and she just stands there.
My client has been advised not to speak without an attorney present.
I don’t think that applies to everyday conversation.
You can never be too careful. It’s like we barristers say: “Hoc nemini bonum esse potest”.
What does that mean?
How should I know? I don’t speak Klingon.
Nice day, isn’t it?