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Brood Brewed

Pen_alias    13 September, 2025
Brood Brewed

Yes, chickens do drink coffee. They make it from field corn; it's weird.


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13/09/2025 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: I’m not in the mood for coffee. I didn’t say anything about coffee. I know, but just in case you were thinking about offering some, I thought I’d let you know I don’t want any. I had no intention of offering you coffee. Good, because I wouldn’t drink your lousy coffee if you stuck a funnel in my beak and poured it down my gullet! Yeah? Well I wouldn’t waste good coffee on you if you were dying of thirst and the only beverage left in the world was my coffee! Good! Good! GOOD! Oh, alright, I’ll go make coffee! Woo hoo!