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04/06/2025
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Pen_alias

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Captain’s log: star date - the one they call the seventh son - well, the singles mixer I arranged has escalated into threats of violence and retaliation. Happens every time…
Look, I’ve got four hundred crew members (somewhere around here). If we go eye for an eye, you guys are going to run out of eyes first.
HE – MAY – HAVE – A – POINT.
UNHINDERED – BY – SENTIMENT – AS – WE – MAY – BE – WE – MUST – YIELD – TO – LOGIC!
YES – LOGIC – MUST – BE – CONSIDERED – ABOVE – ALL!
LOGIC!
LOGIC!
LOGIC!
Are you guys into logic? I LOVE logic! We should totally hang out!
PERHAPS – WE – COULD – BLAST – MORE – THAN – ONE – AT – A – TIME!
WE – COULD – BLOW – UP – THE – SHIP! THAT – WOULD – KILL – THEM – ALL!
THEN – THERE – WOULD – BE – NO – ONE – LEFT – TO – BRING – US – EGGS – TO – EGGS-TERMINATE!
This is logic?