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Enter The Chicken

Pen_alias    26 May, 2025
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Enter The Chicken

A little tip for any would-be Chinese restaurant patrons: do not get the Chinese Zodiac place mats confused with the menu. They get very perturbed when you order the rat.


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26/05/2025 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: What year were you born Penny? What’s it to you? I’m checking the Chinese Zodiac to see what animal you are. I’m pretty sure I’m a chicken. Not if you weren’t born in one of the corresponding years within the sexagenary cycle. What is that; like a bicycle with six wheels? Depending on what year you were born, you could be a rat, an ox, a tiger, a rabbit… I swear I laid an egg just this morning.