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12/02/2025
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MadameCercle
MadameCercle
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Transcript:
Captain’s log: star date - been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely - RF-D2 and Debris-PO are really hitting it off. I think I’d enjoy playing Cupid. The whole diaper thing gives me pause though…
Captain Turk, RF-D2 says that he and Depris-PO just aren’t cut out for each other.
What? What is he, crazy? They’re a perfect match.
He says she’s too quiet: he does all the beeping and she just stands there.
Do you know how many men would kill for that kind of romance?
He also says her perfume is way too strong.
Perfume?
Alright, who’s been putting banana peels in the recycling bin?