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Boldly Speak Easy

Pen_alias    18 October, 2023
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Boldly Speak Easy

Another Marx Brothers reference more suited to the season than you may think. The speakeasy from Horsefeathers was on Elm Street, you know.


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18/10/2023 Edited   Pen_alias Pen_alias
Transcript: Captain’s log: star date - woo-ooo wit-chay woman - as we delve deeper into the Old Forest, a near palpable gloom pervades the air. Though midday, darkness hangs unyieldingly around us and the very still silence seems to scream a warning to proceed no further…BOOGAH, BOOGAH, BOOGAH! Stay close everyone, we don’t want to become separated. Not THAT close Yeoman! Halt! You are entering the realm of the Naz-gulls! Speak the password or perish! I’ve got a password for you: let us through or I’ll set my phaser to “green eggs and ham” you gangrenous hog! Incorrect! Your doom is looking imminent. I am not above eating peacock out of season! Again with the peacock? I do not look anything like a peacock! Now, I’m going to give you one last chance to give the correct password, but if you don’t say swordfish this time, your fate is sealed! Uh…