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24/09/2023
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NeoChomik
NeoChomik
But sir, since the disappearance it has been 15 months
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Transcript 2: What did you find out Barns?
His cholesterol is slightly elevated; we’ll have to keep an eye on that.
His head, Barns! What about his head?
Oh, that - yeah, he doesn’t have one.
This is terrible! What are you going to do?
I’ll probably bill his insurance company.
I mean about Spork’s head!
I’m a doctor, not a mad scientist; I don’t keep a lot of spare heads around. I imagine it’ll turn up somewhere.
Well it has to be found and it has to be found quickly! How long can a chicken possibly live without a head?
I believe the current record is around eighteen months.
Oh…well then, what’s the rush?
Transcript 1:
Captain’s log: star date - once more unto the breach - the mystery of Spork missing head is a perplexing one indeed, but, if it’s anywhere on his person, a thorough medical examination should ferret it out…
Well Tom, I’ve given Spork the complete once over: blood tests, x-rays, I put him through the antigravity centrifuge - that was just for my amusement…