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28/10/2021
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NeoChomik
NeoChomik
what a charmer
Tout à fait charmant.
Transcript 2:
Ah yes, many of my ancestors have lived and died within its halls. To be dead, to be truly dead...that would be glorious.
Death has always fascinated me. It makes me think of that old poem: “Go tell aunt Rhody, go tell aunt Rhody, go tell aunt Rhody...the old grey goose is dead”.
Such cultured prose. Do you mind if I suck on your neck?
That’s funny; I was about to ask you the same thing.
Transcript 1:
Captain’s log: star date, Transylvania Six Five Thousand - the raving Larry Talbot, thanks to the efforts of Doctor Bawkoy, has been rendered docile for the time being. Meanwhile, the presence of this man Dracula seems to be having a strange effect on some of the crew…
Carfax Abbey sounds like an interesting place Mr. Dracula.
Please, Miss Uhenra, call me Vlad.
Okay, Vlad. I imagine you’ll have your work cut out for you restoring the Abbey to its former glory.
I shall do little to repair it. It reminds me of the broken battlements of my castle in Transylvania: the baying wolves, the vampire bats, the armadillos I had shipped in from a ranch in Texas.
It sounds lovely.